Showing posts with label saturday movie Crank no life chicken and broccoli. Show all posts
Showing posts with label saturday movie Crank no life chicken and broccoli. Show all posts

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Chicken and Broccoli

Hey, I'm Jess, alternately known as Jezz. I'm new to blogger, but not new to blogging. I just don't normally blog, due to my ultimate lack of attention. I'm horrible with these kinds of things, though I would be waaay better with vlogging. Eventually, I may do so, but not when I live in a four-room apartment with an unemployed mum who's home all the time. I might post a video from time to time, but it's unlikely.

If you want to know more about me, check my "About Me" Section. Much more informative in tharrr.

Anyway, so. Todaiiii, I saw Crank: High Voltage with my godfather, Lee. He was kind of unaware of how extremely inappropriate this movie would be, so when we saw it, I think he almost died of shock. Course language, violence, and boobies were quite abundant. Lee hated it, but I enjoyed how random the main character, Chev, was.
My favorite line? "Chicken and Brocoli." Srsly, this script must have been written while the guy was on crack.

Other than that, I pretty much sat on my butt and watched Youtube videos, the majority being Shane Dawson's. I just found this guy a couple days ago, and I instantly became a huge fan. One day, I'm going to gouge out his eyes with a spoon and run away with them. Muhaha.

So, that's about it. If I manage to have the attention span of a cat, I might write up an entry for tomorrow, but Sunday's are my quiet days, where my life kind of fails for a day before another week of school.

Catch ya later~,
Jezz Fezz